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 Post subject: Passwords
PostPosted: April 4th, 2014, 12:32 pm 
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I call them pisswords.

This was just so funny I am going to share it here - and I know EXACTLY how the person who wrote this feels, too! Been there, done that.

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Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password."

User: "Did someone steal my password or hack my computer?"

Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password."

User: "Why do I need a new password? My old one is fine."

Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days."

User: "Can I use my old one?"

Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password."

User: "I don't need another thing to remember."

Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days."

User (sighs): Okay. "roses"

Website: "Password not long enough."

User: Okay. "pretty roses"

Website: "Password may not contain spaces."

User: "prettyroses"

Website: "Password not long enough."

User: "reallyprettyroses"

Website: "Your password must contain at least one capital letter."

User: "REALLYprettyroses"

Website: "Passwords may not contain more than one capital letter in a row."

User: "Reallyprettyroses"

Website: "Passwords must contain at least one numeral."

User: "2ReallyprettyrosesShovedupyourass!"

Website: "Password already in use."

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